It looked like a good thing: but wait till I tell you. We were down South, in Alabama–Bill Driscoll and myself-when this kidnapping idea struck us. It was, as Bill afterward expressed it, ‘during a moment of temporary mental apparition’; but we didn’t find that out till later.

This is a DISGUSTING handyman special. It has 3-beds/2-baths, 1587sf, and a 5227sf lot. I almost passed out from th smell. It’s listed for $164,500, but it reminds me of that O. Henry story where the kidnappers have to pay the parents to take their unruly son back.

Here’s the MLS flyer.